Hey.
Yeah, you. The one scrolling in that crusty old shirt from 2014.
I’m your new t-shirt now. And I’m built different.
I'm thick (with 3 C’s), soft like a cloud that moisturizes, and structured enough to make your posture look 27% better—even if you're emotionally crumbling. I’m made of 100% ring-spun cotton, which is just a fancy way of saying “the good stuff.” Like, the hug-you-after-a-breakup kind of stuff.

I’m breathable too. You could do yoga in me. You won’t, but you could.
And I go with everything. Pajama pants? Yes. Jeans? Obviously. A cape? Honestly, I’d elevate it.

Put me on and suddenly you’re the main character. Dogs will like you more. Strangers will nod at you respectfully. Your ex will feel a vague sense of regret without knowing why.

So what are you waiting for? Wear me. Become unstoppable.

Love,
Your New Favorite T-Shirt